Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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