I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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