wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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