the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If that was your dad, he is hot
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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