I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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