can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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