What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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