hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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