i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
