u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
another moral hangover. fuck.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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