I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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