Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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