I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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