Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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