Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
home. puking in laundry basket.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Everclear isn't food dammit
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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