STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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