i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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