I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just invented taco cereal.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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