the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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