there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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