My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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