I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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