he wants to bone in the snuggie
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
someone owes me an orgasm
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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