You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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