Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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