have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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