Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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