Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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