oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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