This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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