At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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