You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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