just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i barfeds in our rink
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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