it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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