Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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