i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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