why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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