is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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