if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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