You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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