Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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