did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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