Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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