Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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