If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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