just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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