Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
