what if I'm pregnant?
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Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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