i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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