I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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