the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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