i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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