I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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