I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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