i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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