At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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